{"id":191,"date":"2005-02-24T00:18:39","date_gmt":"2005-02-23T14:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/?p=191"},"modified":"2006-01-30T00:19:12","modified_gmt":"2006-01-29T14:19:12","slug":"the-wonder-of-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"The wonder of English"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I was confronted with a message on my computer:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please do not press any keys or move the mouse while the installation completes&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230; Click <ok> to continue&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>now, what are we to make of this? Should I collapse in a heap of indecision? If I click the mouse will I damage the installation process? *sigh*  I sat immobilised for perhaps five minutes before deciding that the click was designed to continue the process, and that &#8211; as long as I refrained from other mouse moves or further key strokes &#8211; the installation of the offending software would be unaffected. <\/p>\n<p>But supposing English were not my first language, and that I had not had the benefit of a university education in the subject &#8211; this contradiction (literally speaking in opposite directions) would at best be confusing, and at worst would decrease my confidence in my competence at operating a computer. If it were an isolated case, it might pass off as a minor aberration, but it was from the same software company that insists we click <start> to shut down. . .  Need I say more?<\/p>\n<p>Cheers<br \/>\nJerry<\/start><\/ok><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I was confronted with a message on my computer: &#8220;Please do not press any keys or move the mouse while the installation completes&#8230; &#8230; Click to continue&#8221; now, what are we to make of this? Should I collapse in a heap of indecision? If I click the mouse will I damage the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","category-technology","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lostbiro.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}